Idek

Idek is the very definition of "deity". Idek controls all of TSWCAtS, and is always watching, for She is our lord and savior. She is a skeletal entity with long raven hair streaked with pink and purple, and a long, black silk stereotypical witch's gown. She is the definition of beauty. She is the holy toaster of the toast gods. She made the toast gods. She toasted the toast gods.

She laughs like a donkey ("HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE") and is the size of a skyscraper. To her, the fourth wall is nothing more than fragile glass. She breaks it like those cuffs from that song you probably know about.

We all bow down to the dark lord Idek. If you say her name even once, she will appear and ruin your precious roleplay for disrespecting the dark lord. Her favorite emoticon is the lenny face. :^) Her favorite nicknames for others are "betch" and "bby". Her husband is named Regi and owns a strip club/pizzeria. Her children (not all of them being Regi's, or maybe they are, or maybe none of them are, we don't know) are the Octopi.

Added by Pinkie - In the late 1700s, a chant was made to summon idek.

I CALL UPON THIS SPIRIT RITUAL

AS THIS SUMMONING HAS BECOME HABITUAL

PLEASE OH COME MISTRESS, TAKE THIS LAND.

HOLD YOUR PAIN IDEK, UPON IT'S HAND...

And now, a beautiful, moving piece of Lord Idek's newest book (the TSWCAtS bible):